by the way, i'm not playing it too loudly, am i? i'd hate to be THAT GUY."
"actually i have pretty terrible tastes in music but it's nice of you to say. we should trade sometime." okay, okay, i have no clue how those words came out of my mouth, but don't worry, i quickly get back on track.Īuthor guy laughs like he's embarrassed. can you believe that? "hey"-like he doesn't know that he's THE WORST!Īnd you know me, i was ready to give him a piece of my mind except here he kept looking at me with that goofy, lopsided grin and those pathetic i'm-a-sensitive-artist-who-just-wants-to-be-loved-please-love-me eyes and well, i'm not a monster, people. TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN! finally, after about two minutes of my gesturing i got his attention again and this time he removed his earbuds.Īs if he had no idea what this was all about. ummm, no, author guy, this isn't me attempting to initiate a friendly game of table charades. i mean i know this goes without saying but i'd hate to be his audiologist.īut wait, there's more! when i tried to give him the universal signal for "hey, buddy, turn that noise down" (you know, where you twist your face into the most annoyed expression ever while simultaneously rolling your eyes and forming your hand into a down arrow and then on a non-stop loop pointing that hand-down-arrow at the floor-you know the one) but he had the nerve to smile at me and wave. TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN!Īlso, hasn't anyone ever told you that's TERRIBLE for your eardrums. Okay, so i told myself i wasn't going to post here anymore, but this author.i mean, he's THE WORST (i mean i actually took the time to capitalize those two words so you KNOW i mean it)!!įirst of all, i'm sorry, man, but just because you're wearing earbuds doesn't mean no one else can hear your music!?! ummm, hello, we're only a table apart, that's like four feet at most, author guy not the entire continent you seem to believe it is. Okay, seriously, this guy sucks! he spilled coffee all over my notebook and barely apologized just soaked it up with his shirt and ran out of the coffee shop hella quick-like, ummmm 🤔 this book can’t be good!! I stopped hanging out at the same coffee shops he always beats me to the power outlet and then stays FOREVERRRRR.ARGHHHH RUDE! I heard this was good, but I know the author (we hang out in the same coffee shops!!) so I don't think you should take my review seriously.
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